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WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!


TAGS: twilight stake edward cullen gift kill vampire
Rating: 3.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:15 pm, #239837
Love the choice of words; it's hilarious XD


Breakfast -


TAGS: take that swansons
Rating: 4.74/5

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GaryO - May 22, 2013, 9:24 am, #245927
Now THAT’S a lunchable! Man, I hated having pack my Dad’s big ol’ whiskey bottle to school….matter of fact, I think he may have hated it too. 5L
maoworks2 - May 22, 2013, 8:25 am, #245925
Loking Good I'll Have 6 To Go .
MashiMashi - May 21, 2013, 8:53 pm, #245916
Imma need some oatmeal


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am, #243477
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm, #145394
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm, #145392
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm, #145391
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm, #145390
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm, #145389
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


TRUST - Trust is Like an Eraser... The more Mistakes you Make, the Thinner it Wears


TAGS: eraser trust mistake thinner wear
Rating: 4.87/5

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Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:18 pm, #227513
Thanks :)
opsCOASTIE - January 12, 2012, 2:39 am, #227503
This is one of the best


HAVE I GOT THIS RIGHT? -


TAGS: takes a special person
Rating: 4.35/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 4:33 pm, #239078
Teachers can pray, IF they follow Jesus's instructions per Matthew 6:5
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 9:20 am, #166923
teachers can pray, they just can't lead the pledge of alligance because of the phrase "under god" contained with in
anotherguy - March 26, 2010, 8:26 am, #166922
Never heard of teachers not allowed to pray. Who forbits teachers to pray and how do they enforce this rule?
Airman - March 25, 2010, 10:25 am, #166773
ahh, I get it Ice. It was so long ago, I really don't remember. Certainly not in 4th grade, where I spent most of the time on a stool in the corner. He used other names
lesterinside - March 24, 2010, 10:48 pm, #166716
Teachers are the most abused professionals here in the Philippines, Mr. Airman. 5Ls
ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 7:45 pm, #166674
What? Your teacher never called you little man?
Airman - March 24, 2010, 6:58 pm, #166659
Little Man?
Airman - March 24, 2010, 6:58 pm, #166658
THANKS! My wife will see this.. she is a teacher. Should be a good night!
spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:48 pm, #166657
5 gold stars and a :)
Derek - March 24, 2010, 5:30 pm, #166633
Ditto. Teaching's a big ask.
ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 5:30 pm, #166632
Nice Airman. 5 Gold Stars for you little man.
CANADA - March 24, 2010, 5:16 pm, #166630
I'm against religion in schools, but good poster Airman
John R - March 24, 2010, 5:13 pm, #166627
it's funny, BECAUSE it's true. 5 cats..
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 5:04 pm, #166621
Public schools are a prime example of socialism in action. Get government out of the education business.
Bovee - March 24, 2010, 4:49 pm, #166613
5L's for the truth. I would pay more taxes if it helped my kids in school without question.
Iconoclast - March 24, 2010, 4:40 pm, #166608
Oh, by the way. We also want to pay you on the level of a laborer in the Public Works Department, and yet blame you for the high taxes.
GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 4:34 pm, #166606
5L


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

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corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm, #192730
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm, #168380
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm, #168157
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm, #168156
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm, #168128
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm, #168127
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm, #167012
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm, #166860
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


SO, LONE STAR, - Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.


TAGS: take that any episode of star wars
Rating: 3.75/5

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ipaprime - February 23, 2012, 2:32 am, #230013
Shut Up and chew your gum
CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 8:00 pm, #163733
Why didn't anybody tell me my a** was so big?!?
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:31 pm, #163699
Did you call me Matt?
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 4:56 pm, #163687
Only one man would dare give me the raspberry.
R.S.Jake - March 10, 2010, 12:05 pm, #163650
I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted.
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 1:14 am, #163588
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
Anonymous2 - March 9, 2010, 11:47 pm, #163572
Now say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean the ones in the Winnebago.


POKING FUN -




LONER -


TAGS: loner me take leave
Rating: 4.76/5

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SqueegeeDinoToy - January 23, 2012, 11:25 pm, #228024
wish i could give more than 5l


KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...


TAGS: birthday kobold wow fantasy candle birthday mines diggers you no take candle
Rating: 2/5

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Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 11:31 pm, #74820
You no take candle!


PASSIVE AGGRESSION -


TAGS: passive aggressive mistaken belief
Rating: 4.93/5

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Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 9:42 pm, #220583
You sir are too kind.. Non-marked, sequential bills still OK then?
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 1:44 pm, #220544

you're really getting a nice stash in my fav'd collection
tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 9:43 am, #220529
Nice one!
spacedog - June 24, 2011, 9:20 pm, #220512
LOL! Beautiful and tragic. 5L


WHEN I WAS YOUNG -


TAGS: take that grandma
Rating: 4.92/5

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holymoly - May 22, 2012, 1:40 pm, #234974
I like this one.......... Every time I see it #141678


CLOSE TO A CAT OWNER? - 1. Everyday, before they can check the litter box, pick up all the cat poo. 2. Continue until the cat owner starts being worried about Fluffy's health 3. Take a crap in Fluffy's litter box.


TAGS: the best jokes take work
Rating: 4.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:50 pm, #245894
...how to mess with the wife. Just for the lolz.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:49 pm, #245893
I'm a cat owner and I think I know now hire
boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:36 am, #213965
I just squirted soda through my nose all over my keyboard. 5 nose-blows
culos - November 22, 2010, 9:22 am, #203558
fav'ed. 5 droppings
rerun - November 22, 2010, 9:05 am, #203554

now that is funny
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 11:08 pm, #203537
added to favs and 5


A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS... - ...I will show you them


TAGS: liam neeson taken movie skills skillz torture
Rating: 2.12/5


SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE -


TAGS: take what you can get park p***ert
Rating: 4.9/5

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holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:14 pm, #233596
Sitting on a park bench -- eyeing ittle girls with bad intent. Snot running down his nose greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. Drying in the cold sun -- Watching as the frilly panties run. Feeling like a dead duck --
caveman - April 20, 2012, 7:07 am, #233580
A likely story...
Verdeckt - April 20, 2012, 6:48 am, #233579
work work work...
crankyhead - April 20, 2012, 12:58 am, #233577
But...but...but 5he offered me 5ome candy...
GaryO - April 19, 2012, 11:49 pm, #233576
Love this, easy V
caveman - April 19, 2012, 9:58 pm, #233573
Where the hell have you been V
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:11 pm, #233567
3L for calling me a prevert


OBSESSION - Okay, I know you like cats... But this is taking it to WAY to far.


TAGS: cat obsession taken to far
Rating: 3.33/5

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TheGoat - June 11, 2010, 12:52 am, #179873
I can think of some captions for this one but they'd have to be on Naughtyfakes!
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:24 pm, #179854
I think this one is meant for you Sean.


MOST PEOPLE - Would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them .


TAGS: most people learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.86/5

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:52 pm, #250109
Most people don't want to realize that they aren't as great as they want to think they are.
Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:59 am, #234143
Well now, how do send this to the whole world?
mariand - May 4, 2012, 1:01 am, #234138
dude, that's very true...


WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT GREY - loves him some BBQ they mean it


TAGS: takes it with him
Rating: 4.42/5

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GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 8:47 pm, #176571
SaWeeet!!! 5L


COUNTRY WISDOM - A smart man can learn from others mistakes


TAGS: country wisdom learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.75/5

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Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:52 pm, #220490
I wonder if Ray would let us build our own "man shacks" there too?
Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:49 pm, #220489
It's kind of like sleeping on the couch, camping with TV. Got my beer, got my dogs, hell I actually like it...
Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:29 pm, #220483
If you got cable IT DON'T MATTER!


IF YOU START SOMETHING -


TAGS: big mistake pearl harbor
Rating: 4.71/5

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GreyScorpion - December 8, 2010, 8:23 am, #206056
"walk softly, and swing a big d!ck" 5L
agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:32 pm, #205977
Yes!


A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY -


TAGS: they re coming to take me away ha ha
Rating: 4.78/5

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beastmaster - January 28, 2012, 3:05 pm, #228304
You're giving me ideas! "I don't suffer from insanity ... I enjoy every minute of it!"
Neener - October 23, 2010, 1:51 pm, #199529
I love doing stuff like this!
440wakeup - August 15, 2010, 9:44 pm, #189587
Pick out the nediest kid on the bus stop, look at your B.O.L.O. clip board look scared and point at pointdexar tire squeeling flee the area (worx with ol ladies too. Answer all questions with a chinses accent "WOT HAPPENED,WOT happened!"
440wakeup - August 15, 2010, 9:30 pm, #189585
LAW ENFORCEMENT SANITY, On low risk calls, ALWAYS BACK OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH YOUR HANDS UP. a**ume the KARATE-KID crane stance wheneva possible. when breaking containment scream loose PITT loose PITT! Just give me a ticket! issue Piracy on the open water
spacedog - August 14, 2010, 12:05 pm, #189466
I like it. 5
Chompers - August 14, 2010, 11:07 am, #189460
Carry a cardboard sign saying "I came" around either your school or place of business.
Feasibly - August 14, 2010, 9:00 am, #189458
Nice one Ice...I gave it 5L even though the picture used wasn't anime.
MyAkGetsShitDone - August 14, 2010, 8:51 am, #189457
OMG u just put down what happens to me like.....everyday its great fun asking for "diet water"


CLOSE YOUR MOUTH -




FIGHTER PILOTS -




SUCCESS DOESN'T JUST HAPPEN! -


TAGS: october challenge claire please take note
Rating: 4.58/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:34 am, #249795
No idea what the hell the joke is supposed to mean, but have a 5 for that picture. Go on, have a 5.
happymaster - October 11, 2010, 4:59 pm, #197861
come whip my a** baby


ROOKIE MISTAKE - Letting the wife park the car.




CUSTOMER SERVICE -




LUNAR TRUTHS -


TAGS: thanksto the ph**ographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm, #188277
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that sh** for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm, #188266

Thanks Haar for the great pic.


FOOLISHNESS -


TAGS: aprchallenge foolishness takes many forms
Rating: 4.5/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 8:06 am, #168557
nice!!


GETTING HITCHED TO THE BIG MEMORY STICK -


TAGS: marriage memories mistakes
Rating: 4.81/5

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Sarahallridge2004 - November 3, 2011, 11:08 am, #225555
Memory One!!!! :-D
mariand - November 3, 2011, 2:16 am, #225552
nice one


I ALWAYS TAKE LIFE - With a grain of salt, plus some tequila and sliced limes ...




GOOMBA PIGEONS -


TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm, #196341
Topical and timeless. Love it.


WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS -


TAGS: take it honey its for you
Rating: 4.7/5

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mariand - July 11, 2011, 6:28 pm, #221271
great... seem like killing two birds with one 5tone...
spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:44 pm, #221268
Nice one RL.


pomposity -


TAGS: sometimes mistaken as flair
Rating: 4.95/5

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GaryO - May 29, 2013, 9:04 am, #246082
It’s only easy if ya know. And now it’s easy. ty ML, GO’
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 11:41 pm, #246080
easy... poster number at the bottom, copy, paste and hit enter
GaryO - May 28, 2013, 11:23 pm, #246079
Hey, thanks ML. I need to learn how to flaunt some of the ones I’ve seen. That’s a pretty cool feature.
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 9:47 pm, #246077
AHA!!! I flaunted it as a topper to the cake.
GaryO - May 28, 2013, 9:03 am, #246064
Hey, thanks, guys. And, yes Missy, we think alike. Cheers
Silverheart - May 28, 2013, 2:17 am, #246062
I 5d, faved, FBd too. Owls are cool like that.
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 1:08 am, #246061
5L, added to favs, shared on FB... I still feel it isn't enough for this poster. This is AMSOME! (yes, I said amsome and meant it)
MissPriss - May 28, 2013, 12:00 am, #246060
lmao...the poster is great but the laugh is knowing about the only thing you'd do with an egg is crack it and then fry it...teehee nice 5L giggle.
Sho - May 27, 2013, 8:24 pm, #246056
hahaha
Greeny - May 27, 2013, 7:40 pm, #246054
lol


THE INTERNET -




GOOSESTEP - Didn't the Nazis start off with that? First the funny walk...then the blitzkrieg... Be afraid Canada...very afraid!




CONSTIPATION - Hunnngh Hunnngh Hunnngh


TAGS: monkey takes a dump
Rating: 2.71/5


JUST IMAGINE... -




A FIRE IN THE SKY -




RULE 46 -


TAGS: take note padawans
Rating: 4.57/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:01 pm, #217218
This had Me laughing, and speechless.


VEGETARIANS -


TAGS: 2nd try take it anyway you want
Rating: 4.16/5

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Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 5:04 am, #214072
Yup I love vegetarians, BUT I couldn’t eat a whole one.
corbett06 - July 17, 2010, 9:43 pm, #185186
id like to take some of that lettuce they got covering their crotch and put it on a burger and eat it in front of them...what do you think they would do?
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 7:47 am, #153381
BBQ
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2010, 8:00 pm, #153326
I have some seasoning that would spice that white meat right up sick? 5 h** petas fo you


WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN -




REGRET -


TAGS: diarrhea mistakes nachos regret small
Rating: 4.37/5

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Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:51 am, #194461
An Actual Complement, I'm Flattered, thanks.
Claire - September 17, 2010, 11:53 pm, #194296
Not bad.


MISTAKES - I've had so much fun learning from them, I think I will make some more




EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: experience mistakes
Rating: 3.82/5

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Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 4:24 pm, #153486
Join the club my friend.
Cubbybear - March 27, 2009, 12:20 am, #68334
Story of my life....


THE SIMPLE PLEASURES - Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother.... upside the head.


TAGS: take that biotch
Rating: 3.79/5

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Bovee - January 19, 2010, 4:10 pm, #153114
the picture makes this poster.


CHILDREN'S BOOKS - Who would have that The TrashHeap was an author ?




WOMEN -


TAGS: life time good taken reserved reason wrong fail bed beauty brunette white dress murphy law quote
Rating: 3.17/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 6:55 pm, #239339
It's all about timing. Some of the good ones will realize they are with jerks and become single again.. but not for very long.


THE IRS -


TAGS: irs have what takes theirs
Rating: 4.77/5

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RexyD - April 17, 2013, 1:25 am, #245093
No. That's a very capitalist view.
Bolverk3778 - April 16, 2013, 7:55 pm, #245084
For an arm of a democratic government they have a very socialist view which can be summed up as 'Whats yours is mine, whats mine is my own'


ACCOMPLISHMENT - Success will not come to you You make your way to it


TAGS: work hard learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.57/5

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rerun - December 14, 2010, 8:13 pm, #206938

can post to motitwist as well.


WE ALL GET A LITTLE SIDE TRACKED? -




DRIVE - Practice makes perfect




SOME PEOPLE... - Are oblivious to their own wrongdoing.


TAGS: barack obama oblivious mistake
Rating: 2.39/5

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VinceVicious - July 10, 2009, 4:52 pm, #94729
...2009 "cap-and-trade" energy bill that's probably going to be passed or the national healthcare bill on the horizon. Or the myriad of other negative things BHO has done.
VinceVicious - July 10, 2009, 4:47 pm, #94727
...wasn't all that wonderful of a president. He made some good decisions and some bad decisions. But he was no where near as detrimental to the USA as BHO is. And the country IS going down the tubes. Apparently not enough people have heard about the
VinceVicious - July 10, 2009, 4:44 pm, #94725
Yes, the picture is ****. Hence Obama is in it. The poster however is not, although I'll admit it's not demotivational... except to Liberals. As for the argument between LogicDude and hermes, I mainly agree with LogicDude. However, I believe that Bush
ThisPictureIsShit - May 25, 2009, 7:47 pm, #82037
Will someone please get rid of these stupid-ass wrongly-done ones?
LogicDude - May 23, 2009, 1:22 pm, #81666
Americans that is willing to stand in the gap for us, be safe and let your fellow troops know we're praying for them! If you need some quick air support, my Bro is flying Apache's out of Al Kut - just call for "Crash Test Dummy" okay? Out!
LogicDude - May 23, 2009, 1:20 pm, #81665
dedication to your country and what it stands for, your family, and your brothers and sisters standing with you in the line. A lot of people are failing to feel that pull to serve and that is truly sad. Thanks again for being one of those truly great
LogicDude - May 23, 2009, 1:18 pm, #81664
election - I think McCain was despite all the crap about his age, etc. and Palin as a running mate (VPILF!!!). God bless you for your dedication to your country - you don't join the military because it's a million-dollar job, you join because of
LogicDude - May 23, 2009, 1:17 pm, #81663
all the in of W used to make it he changed his position (like the military tribunals and wire***ping). I don't think W was the best, but I DO think he was the best on the ballot for those 2 elections. I don't think BHO was the best on the ballot this past
LogicDude - May 23, 2009, 1:15 pm, #81662
Yo Hermes, It's easy to second-guess anyone w/o all the info and anyone who makes it into the White House is going to make decisions that will piss off folks. Decision W made were criticized, but have since been validated by BHO - once he had access to
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:45 am, #81623
how he is running the country. This new potus won by a landslide, to me that means the majority of the U.S was not happy with how things were going. god bless and goodluck. Im going back out the wire so see yall later.
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:42 am, #81622
well dude I wish all your family members serving abroad and in the homefront all the best. for some of us the military is the only way of life we know and our love for god, flag and country keeps us serving reguardless of who is in the white house and
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:37 am, #81621
bail out fredymac and fanymae neo cons praised him when bho bailed out ing they acted like it was a travesty. And as far the bonuses go when you take money from the gvt, you have to do what they say. everyone knows that.
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:33 am, #81620
exeption of lincoln. So why o why do neo cons keep gloryfying him and @ the same time pretending to disagree with everything bho does. he has been potus less thansix months and theyre acting like the country is going down the tubes. when ghw decided to
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:26 am, #81618
not because he wanted to lead the country into a new great era but because "dady was potus and i want to be like daddy" But bsh senior was a real man with great integrety. In doing this W has been the most devisive potus ive ever heard of with the
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:20 am, #81617
but he is in the top three worst. and he fooled everybody to the point that there is these neo con fags putting up posters of him claming he is the greatest thing since jesus. He was and is a dumb un-articulate, spoiled man-child who wanted to be potus
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:17 am, #81616
sorry i meant to say he is afraid of horses and other farm animals. well again i wemt on a rant when all i want to say is he was not the best potus we have had in recent history, he is not the worst, that honor belongs to the peanut farmer.
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:29 am, #81615
let's make believe it aint there and maybe it will go away aproach wich has worked so well this far. Have you ever wondered why there are no pics of him on a horse? even thought he owns a ranch because he is afrais of horses yet portrais himself a cowboy
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:29 am, #81614
let's make believe it aint there and maybe it will go away aproach wich has worked so well this far. Have you ever wondered why there are no pics of him on a horse? even thought he owns a ranch because he is afrais of horses yet portrais himself a cowboy
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:21 am, #81613
were unfavorable he went and passed a family values bill to keep the bible thumpers happy and bring his numbers up. he used these folks as political pawns. Refused to do anything about the economy in the early stages of the resecion choosing instead the
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:16 am, #81612
Nuclear incorectly, seemed to be un able to get trough a speech without geting tounge twisted or butchering even the most common of quotes (fool me once shame on me, fool me twice........duh.... you aint foolin me again). Any time the polls
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:10 am, #81611
but his wife is pro-choice, and his 2 girls are very obviously not religious at all. wich goes against the chritian value of "keeping your household". The man has a bachelors in history from yale and an MBA from harvard and he still pronounced the word
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:05 am, #81609
gwb. Lets face it the guy forest gumped his way into office the first time. On his second run for reelection his oppenent ran such a bad campaing that many in my circle of friends thought he threw the election on purpose. He is an alleged christian,
hermes - May 23, 2009, 5:58 am, #81608
My statement about our former potus still stands as well. I took your comment the wrong way and went in a weird direction triying to make my point. Like I said before its disturbing the way some people in this forum and others seem to almost worship
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:54 pm, #81570
there is very little pity to be had. RESPECT is what I have for you, and that is WAY more valuable than pity. So, from here all I can say is be safe, watch out for your troops (even the officers), and know you have my undying gratitude for your service!
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:53 pm, #81568
no one forced me to stay in the military. My question is this: why do people join the military and then act so f*cking surprised when they find out they have to fight in a war? If you have enlisted since 9/11, or - in your case - reenlisted since then,
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:51 pm, #81567
sacrifices our valiant men and women make in the service of others. I was seriously injured in a parachute accident (82nd Abn HOOAH!) and suffer from the aftereffects DAILY. My point is I volunteered - more than once when I reenlisted during my career -
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:49 pm, #81566
Niece is a SGT in the USMC that has served in Iraq as well. My wife is also a retired Army NCO. My Dad served 28 years in the service and my Father-in-law 26 years. Neither of them were drafted. Divorce, trauma, and death are harsh reminders of the
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:47 pm, #81565
in the service on 9/11, everyone else is a volunteer. BTW, my "little" brother is a CW4 Apache pilot with the 1st Cav that just arrived in Iraq for his 2nd tour there. My Niece is a SGT in the 101st that just arrived home from Afghanistan and another
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:45 pm, #81564
Hermes, first: Thank you for your service; second: I am a retired Senior NCO - 20 years, 2 months and 2 days - but who was counting? My statement still stands though on the current conflict - there isn't a draft, so with the exception of those who were
Hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:20 am, #81474
in closing sorry for all the mispelles and gramar error and sory I called you a ***k, Im just sensitive about my math skills. god bless
hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:19 am, #81473
clap everytime he belts out a canned line does not mean we like or even agree with him. Most of the troops you see doing that are made to go there by their superiors. We are not necesarily showing respect for the individual but for the position.
hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:17 am, #81472
but iwill also give credit where it is due. I will not make believe gwbsh is this infallible hero neo cons make out to be. And there is way more serving who feel how i do than might think. just cause we show up when the potus comes around and smile and
Hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:11 am, #81471
Obey the orders of the POTUS & congress wether I liked them or not. IM a M.Fing profesional soldier. I never said or wrote anything bad about GWBsh while he was in office but now he is fair game for critcism in 4 or 8 years i will bash the **** ou
Hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:06 am, #81470
standard, Im just a dumb grunt. But I was making a point is the effects that this b.s war is going to have on our generation. In addition I have been in scince 1997. I disagreed with invading I raq from day 1 but i stood in front of the flag and swore to
hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:03 am, #81469
many have and will beaffected later on due to their experiences here. From suicide to divorces. There have been 3 people here whose mariages fell apart so far, and thats just the ones I know of. So i am sorry if my math or literary skills are not to your
hermes - May 22, 2009, 5:59 am, #81468
Im in Iraq Right at this moment serving in an infantry unit. I take time to comment here between missions. Have you served at all "logic***k"? I may have mis used the term but in addition to the men and women who served & die in the field think a
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 10:28 am, #81305
And unlike the past major conflicts we were in, this past one had no draft. Other than those in the initial operations (2001-2003) who may not have had time to get out, everyone else who has gone has done so VOLUNTARILY.
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 10:26 am, #81304
A "generation" of young people? You really, really do suck at mathematical concepts, don't you? Even counting those injured in OEF/OIF, there have been less than 100,000 casualties. There were more than that on D-Day in 1944. Generation? Not even close.
hermes - May 21, 2009, 7:26 am, #81282
i think he means bush as in p****. Like the p**** who sent a generation of young people to die based on intel he knew was faulty/ unreliable. get it? P.S dont you have a job?
Mark - May 20, 2009, 12:03 pm, #81058
MrRandom - Would that be a Mulberry bush you're referring to? Please make the punctuation corrections to your comment and then return it here for half credit you half wit.
MrRandom - May 20, 2009, 4:15 am, #81017
Unlike bush who was just oblivious


AFTERBURNERS -


TAGS: f18 pilot navy airman takeoff
Rating: 4.61/5

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forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:17 pm, #219129
I love it!!


THERE WE HAVE IT -




AHHH... TRACK AND FIELD - Where the REAL agony of da-feet takes its toll!




MISTAKES -


TAGS: mistakes stepping stones failure
Rating: 3.4/5

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Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:19 pm, #123936
*caught@work productions
Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:18 pm, #123935
If you like true demotivational posters, check out despair.com and also a website called caudht@work productions. The posters there aspire to be true demotivators. Hope that helps.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:52 pm, #123930
thx Mr. Temp.
temp - October 4, 2009, 10:42 pm, #123927
But to all posters (n.), don't stop what you're doing. At least one person, somewhere thinks your poster is funny. Even if it never makes it past the moderator.
temp - October 4, 2009, 10:40 pm, #123926
Based on the artistic style and content of real motivational posters, this is a TRUE de-motivational poster. One of the few I've seen on this site. There is plenty of funny stuff on here, but i consider this a true de-motivational. Just my opinion.
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 2:05 am, #75532
It's great how everyone on this site jerks ron off for absolutely nothing. Its even better when everyone on this site rages when someone states an opinion that isn't parallel with their own. Seriously though, ronsart I hope you don't quit your day job..
RON - April 26, 2009, 12:38 am, #75507
Poophead knows what I think of him...must be boyfriend junkie of exwife...lol Thanks everyone of you for positive comments...appreciated very much! Th
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 12:04 am, #75487
these hate-filled Timmies: f*** the f***ing f***ers!
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 12:04 am, #75486
Ron, I don't get why you are being attacked so blindly. This one is totally in the demotivational line. I have a favorite word because it can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, adverb, and an exclamation. Let me use that word as advice when dealing with
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 11:18 pm, #75457
Rerun...I was just "seconding the motion" as it were and agreeing with you. Definitely wasn't saying that to you...you are a healthy participant in this Motifake madness we call a website. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 25, 2009, 10:40 pm, #75456
This is one of the better demotivational posters ever made, and anyone who says different just doesn't get it. Perhaps the timmies should go back to playing pokemon.
rerun - April 25, 2009, 8:15 pm, #75434

LD - My comments were not directed at you...they were directed at ****head...but you do offer excellent advice.
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 6:26 pm, #75415
Put up or STFU. Make some funny posters instead of just b****in' or GTFO.
rerun - April 25, 2009, 2:30 pm, #75382

I consider myself as part of the "inner circle: and I don't have any top 10 motifakes, thus your argument is full of ****, as is your name.
agdaniele - April 25, 2009, 1:36 pm, #75379
Based on Alex and Pit-head's contributions to the motifake "pool" it's safe to say that any insult to Ron's posters is, in fact, a compliment. If someone who loves Taco Bell compliments your lasagne, is it really going to be a point of pride?
Shithead - April 25, 2009, 10:47 am, #75352
I agree with Alex. I'm also getting tired of the 'inner circle' of motifake, where about 60% of all top rated motifails are made by about 5 people. What's worse is that they aren't even funny, they're just stupid inside jokes or serious motifakes.
Sean - April 24, 2009, 11:02 am, #75157
This is a first rate parody, and to be a parody it has to resemble its target as much as possible.
Sean - April 24, 2009, 11:01 am, #75156
Alex, Ron has taken a cliche "Stepping stones to ..." "Success" "Financial Security" etc. and flipped it around entirely. So the jaunty way that cliche reads to those who are all too familar with it takes you to the opposite of RON's punchline: failure.
Alex - April 24, 2009, 10:55 am, #75155
When will you get out of this site ? This is motifake, for fake motivationals, if you want to post oh so deep motivators go somewhere else!
RON - April 23, 2009, 10:10 pm, #75037
THANK YOU SIRS! I have to many RON haters to have any poster stay on any level...slowly but surely...down voted...reason have others on top..done by hackers way back when...but do really appreciate comments and votes...ur good men...now get back to work!
agdaniele - April 23, 2009, 8:48 pm, #75031
Perfection.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 8:05 pm, #75021
Not just good. Great.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 7:58 pm, #75019
I agree. This is good. So why isn't it even on the top-rated page?
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:20 pm, #74939
woohoo just what's been missing!
mooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2009, 11:54 am, #74926
I agree with Cubby. This is what this site is all about.......5 Lions
Cubbybear - April 23, 2009, 11:47 am, #74918
Truly a demotivator...thanks Ron for making my day...LOL


THE GOOOH PARTY - You really have to think about how your Acronym is going to sound.




delusion -


TAGS: mistakes
Rating: 4.95/5

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Reality Lord - August 5, 2013, 8:07 am, #248356

this is beautiful. art.


WHAT HOLOCAUST? -


TAGS: holocaust denial eisenhower take pictures
Rating: 4.79/5

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FatherTyme - June 18, 2011, 1:00 pm, #220221
Wow, just wow. RL. 5 tear-moistened hankies!!
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:52 am, #186599
I find no fault in that logic, RL.... you gotta go dark to get the goods sometimes.
Reality Lord - July 27, 2010, 12:51 am, #186597

dude i spent way to long looking at pics of hell when i made this. i need a few cold ones right now....then i'll get back to my smart a** ways.
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:47 am, #186593
LOL!
Reality Lord - July 27, 2010, 12:46 am, #186592

how long before they say the WTC never happened? oh wait...they already are. i am humbled by your comments.
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 12:38 am, #186588
Jaw-droppingly awesome.
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:37 am, #186585
Golden, RL... 6 million lions.


TILL WE MEET AGAIN -


TAGS: greybeards never leave they just take longer naps
Rating: 4.41/5

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agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 6:15 pm, #175375
Love it.


MY MISTAKEN IDENTITY -




MISTAKES - Why do I keep making the same ones over and over again...Maybe until I succeed




TICK TICK TICK -


TAGS: time the taker king
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - June 11, 2012, 7:22 pm, #236178
Thanks sir... you just cannot resist to remind us...lol


Exoneration -


TAGS: exoneration western hanging execution mistake
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 18, 2014, 4:41 pm, #256253
I don’t quite follow you, but thanks for the 5 ;)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 1:55 am, #256242
Was that before or after the 5L death penalty?


Where In the world is Carmen San Diego? -


TAGS: mistaken identity
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - January 18, 2015, 9:06 am, #259531
That's Alucard, from Hellsing anime. Almost makes you feel sorry for those poor fools that have him surrounded
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2015, 2:53 am, #259527
Brussels?


First Impressions -


TAGS: impressions mistaken identity looks scary
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 20, 2013, 4:27 pm, #251100
I think I may still have my little guys nose.
lgvernon - November 20, 2013, 4:21 pm, #251099

Ah, Priss~~I once interviewed a woman who kept a human hand on her desk.


MISTAKES - An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.




RELATIVITY -


TAGS: nowadays we even take death for granted hammy
Rating: 4.71/5

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Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm, #202535
Interesting Point
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2010, 7:32 am, #202479
Well, given the options, I'd rather life. After all, when you go to hell, you are forced to watch Dane Cook's standup routines. Eternity is an awfully long time.


REALIZATION -


TAGS: relationship heart mistakes too late live and learn
Rating: 4.48/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 7:09 am, #187463
Classic. 5 Guinness drinkin' poodles


THE SHIP -




HALLOWEEN - It was all great until your buddy came over with Popov vodka in a Absolut bottle....




MULLIGANS - Isn't the greatest golfer in history owed at least one?


TAGS: tiger woods even the best make mistakes sometimes
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:38 pm, #144227
If you really care about Tiger's personal life, you should be his back 9.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:41 pm, #144176
It appears he's had seven... but it's more likely to be eighteen.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:06 pm, #144157
LOL!
Me_ - December 9, 2009, 12:06 pm, #144136
Proof that all women have a price. No matter who they are or what they look like. Its all about the paper.


TEAMWORK -


TAGS: bonding at the molecular level takes it a wee bit too far
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - August 18, 2009, 7:10 pm, #109580
Great poster Haar. Oh btw, when is everyone gonna stop beating around the bush like this? We owe it to aggy to tell him to his face that this is the worst possible time for him to get his real estate agent's licence. In short, too subtle, Haar. Way.
Haarakkon - August 18, 2009, 6:47 am, #109374
Thanks for the kind comments guys.
Arrogant Knight - August 17, 2009, 9:49 pm, #109216
....Sailor Moon had a good run. I don't feel bad.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 9:47 pm, #109214
Or was it Crocodile Dundee?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 9:47 pm, #109213
But what will you do with your sailor moon background?
Arrogant Knight - August 17, 2009, 9:43 pm, #109212
Actually, I'm making this my desktop background. *Gasp!*
Arrogant Knight - August 17, 2009, 9:34 pm, #109209
I love this.
spacedog - August 17, 2009, 2:45 pm, #109109
Excellent work Haarakkon. 5L
CANADA - August 17, 2009, 2:35 pm, #109106
thats a sweet pic


DEMANDING - Apparently the 72 virgins they get in heaven isn't enough. Tomorrow they'll be demanding free speach.




ENGINEERS -


TAGS: life time work man mistake road bridge joke fun
Rating: 3.28/5

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SherlockHolmeboy - November 25, 2009, 6:43 pm, #139896
Sucks to be them!
Smallfry - August 31, 2009, 5:12 am, #113516
HAHA! No f***ing way!


SPELLING - U lrn thiz in da fist grad.




CHAD KROEGER - Sometimes mistaken for Kurt Cobain. How I don't know.




carpool -




Trash -




visionary inventor of the mobile phone -




LIFE -


TAGS: take all it gives you
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - October 10, 2012, 9:30 pm, #239880
lol


MARINE HARRIER JET -




SILVERHEART - Your bus is waiting for you


TAGS: silverheart takes the special bus
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 31, 2013, 1:31 am, #244768
Feel the burn... this means war. 5'd & faved!


LOANS ARE UNWANTED -




FREE HUGS -


TAGS: cactus hugs any takers pzy
Rating: 4.76/5

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ICEMAN - March 6, 2011, 7:15 pm, #213702
Ahhhh yessss... Home sweet home. 5 prickly pears.


DEFINITIONS -


TAGS: feminine perspective mistake humor
Rating: 4.75/5

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lgvernon - June 4, 2013, 6:46 pm, #246281

Thanks, Cynic! I love hammering old jokes into another shape.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 1:33 pm, #246279
I've heard this many times. However, it's the different pictures that people choose to go along with the caption is always cracking me up. 5L


DIANETICS - Yeah that's right buddy, take the picture then turn around and haul ass !




FAULT -


TAGS: take responsibility for your actions
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - April 8, 2011, 1:47 am, #215966
so true...


SCREWING UP -


TAGS: if you don t learn from my mistakes then i am afraid no one will
Rating: 4.5/5

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lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:31 pm, #163972
Great Sean. 5 beautiful sunsets
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:12 pm, #163960
Wonderful, 5Ls.
Sho - March 11, 2010, 2:06 pm, #163910
Woot, Sean is back ^^
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 10:52 pm, #163797
It doesn't happen often enough anymore.
MrRandom - March 10, 2010, 10:49 pm, #163794
Its a good night when I come online and Sean has made another poster. Another 5er.


HOME SCHOOLING -


TAGS: 102 3 on nhl 94 though and he will never take that away from me
Rating: 4.15/5

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CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:12 pm, #212510
LMAO! i beat my old man that bad when i was younger. he never played again


PLEASE -




DOUBLE TAKE - I imagine that, When Jesus sees this at first, He'll have to look twice.


TAGS: jesus poles double take
Rating: 3.93/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 1, 2010, 10:36 pm, #191913
I never saw this. Its very good. It's was actually funnier the second time I read it. 5L
iamjet - September 1, 2010, 9:24 pm, #191881
It's been 10 months. I thought I'd get a comment on the awesome Haiku.


MISTAKES HAPPEN - Just ask your parents. Go on.




Take-out food. -




FINE DINING - Even in ancient times they took it too far




TERMINATOR -1 - Cyberdyne Systems has breached the limits between Man and Machine.




JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES -


TAGS: life time day joke religion profiling mistake prejudice human nature good evil god devil
Rating: 2.61/5

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what? - June 19, 2009, 3:34 am, #88188
i was supposed to comb my hair to the left all this time???
familyghost - May 17, 2009, 8:54 pm, #80574
I find this extra funny cause I was introduced to Heavy Metal and Trip Hop by a Jehovah's Witness.


ARMAGEDDON - The Mayans foresaw this! The only thing they got wrong was the date


TAGS: communism takes over dc
Rating: 2.26/5

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Sidereal - February 2, 2010, 7:59 am, #155709
Burning the Whitehouse is sp passe' the Brits did that gig already.


KIRBY - Don't you think you should reconsider giving him THAT?


TAGS: kirby gun mistake policeman reconsider
Rating: 2.08/5


YANKEE STADIUM - Rebecca Black goes to buy tickets before anyone else. And she doesn't know which seat to take. The front seats, the middle seats, or the back seats?




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